Hear Ye Hear Ye! A Royal News Release!
Divinely Inspired Solution: Subjects caught breaking the queens ROYAL DICTUMS too late in the day for the ROYAL PUNISHER to torture them during regular business hours in the ROYAL FLOGGERY must contribute to the queen's poverty crisis by "volunteering" for solitary confinement in the ROYAL RATCELLAR for that night where naturally no costs will accrue as there is no heat or light allowed here anyway. This simple and brilliant ROYAL REVERIE will eliminate overtime costs and on-call pay for the ROYAL PUNISHER - who can now deliver the ROYAL FLOGGING, ROYAL RACKARUCK, and ROYAL ROASTINGS punishments at the lowest possible costs.**
Further fuel fritterings threatening the queen's divine ROYAL REQUIREMENTS will be forestalled by another of our highnass's ROYAL REVERIES while providing great benefits to the queen's rabble. While having a tot contemplating her next ROYAL RETREAT one recent afternoon, her divine majesty's meditation was rudely disturbed by the clamor of lawn mower engines. Reportedly the queen's ROYAL BRAIN envisioned a plot of perfection to turn this sour sound into sweet silence - saving quite a stash.
ROYAL GROUNDSKEEPERS will "volunteer" to eschew the use of powered lawn equipment in favor of actually chewing the grass and eating it. Food costs reduced, fuel saved, noise nulled.
Well that's all for now - please don't forget that while selfishly protesting the growling sounds in your belly: That freedom is slavery, war is peace, and poor is rich.
Oh yeah...one more thing...you may wish to read this:The Large Families that rule the world
" Many people have heard of the Bilderberg Group, Illuminati or the Trilateral Commission. But what are the names of the families who run the world and have control of states and international organizations like the UN, NATO or the IMF?
**royal hangings will be handled traditionally regardless of expense out of the queens respect for the dignity of the condemned subjects.